Post by Patrick Punchhard on Jul 25, 2024 0:40:56 GMT -6
Yuri and Wendell saw Delgo walking down the street. They hated everything about Delgo. They hated his goofy face. They hated his silly voice. They hated his stupid gait.
"Let's beat him up" said Yuri.
"Let’s embarrass him" said Wendell.
The two of them grabbed Delgo and hit him with rods. They threw him to the ground and laughed.
A crowd began to form. They jeered and mocked Delgo. Everyone hated that little shit and his horrible 2008 movie.
"Hit him harder!" shouted an onlooker
"Humiliate him!" shouted another.
Yuri had an idea. She pulled down her pants and made a huge poop on Delgo. Wendell laughed and clapped and followed suit.
Delgo started crying. He had got what he deserved.
Yuri and Wendell felt a sudden pain in their stomachs. They looked at each other and realized that they had eaten something bad. Maybe it was the street food they had before they attacked Delgo. Or maybe it was karma.
They ran to the nearest bathroom, but it was too late. They pooped their pants in front of everyone. The crowd that had cheered them on before now laughed at them. They felt ashamed and humiliated.
They looked at Delgo, who was still lying on the ground, covered in poop and blood. He looked at them with pity and sadness. He didn’t hate them or curse them. He just asked them:
“Why did you do this to me?”
"We did this because you’re scum!" Yuri shouted
"We did this because we hate you!" Wendell yelled.
Even covered in poop the two of them had not lost their venom.
"Just looking at you made us poop our pants. You’re that rancid!" Yuri shrieked with tears in her eyes.
"You made Yuri cry. You better clean us up. Right now!" Wendell spat at Delgo venomously.
"I’m not going to do that!" Delgo protested. All of sudden a giant hand grabbed him from the back. It was Sir Hugo, the bravest and most handsome and most wonderful knight in the land.
"You have made this poor innocent girl cry, you disgusting creature. You must clean her up" Sir Hugo sternly lectured Delgo. Delgo tried to protest his innocence, that Yuri and Wendell hand attacked him, but Hugo silenced him with a backhand. "Clean them up, with your tongue. You disgusting worthless wretch"
"N-no, I won’t do it" Delgo stammered but Hugo drew his famous gun, The Reckoning. The wordless threat was enough for Hugo to give up and drop to his knees and lick the poop off Yuri and Wendell. He vomited multiple times and the crowd laughed and took photos of him, but eventually he was able to get the two bullies clean.
After the crowd got a few more kicks and laughs in, they dispersed and Delgo crawled home. He turned on the TV and was shocked by the top story.
"Sir Hugo defeats vile beast"
It was a story about him. How Sir Hugo had saved Yuri and Wendell from a horrendous creature.
Delgo cried. The world was so unfair.
But he deserved it. His 2008 movie was awful.
"Let's beat him up" said Yuri.
"Let’s embarrass him" said Wendell.
The two of them grabbed Delgo and hit him with rods. They threw him to the ground and laughed.
A crowd began to form. They jeered and mocked Delgo. Everyone hated that little shit and his horrible 2008 movie.
"Hit him harder!" shouted an onlooker
"Humiliate him!" shouted another.
Yuri had an idea. She pulled down her pants and made a huge poop on Delgo. Wendell laughed and clapped and followed suit.
Delgo started crying. He had got what he deserved.
Yuri and Wendell felt a sudden pain in their stomachs. They looked at each other and realized that they had eaten something bad. Maybe it was the street food they had before they attacked Delgo. Or maybe it was karma.
They ran to the nearest bathroom, but it was too late. They pooped their pants in front of everyone. The crowd that had cheered them on before now laughed at them. They felt ashamed and humiliated.
They looked at Delgo, who was still lying on the ground, covered in poop and blood. He looked at them with pity and sadness. He didn’t hate them or curse them. He just asked them:
“Why did you do this to me?”
"We did this because you’re scum!" Yuri shouted
"We did this because we hate you!" Wendell yelled.
Even covered in poop the two of them had not lost their venom.
"Just looking at you made us poop our pants. You’re that rancid!" Yuri shrieked with tears in her eyes.
"You made Yuri cry. You better clean us up. Right now!" Wendell spat at Delgo venomously.
"I’m not going to do that!" Delgo protested. All of sudden a giant hand grabbed him from the back. It was Sir Hugo, the bravest and most handsome and most wonderful knight in the land.
"You have made this poor innocent girl cry, you disgusting creature. You must clean her up" Sir Hugo sternly lectured Delgo. Delgo tried to protest his innocence, that Yuri and Wendell hand attacked him, but Hugo silenced him with a backhand. "Clean them up, with your tongue. You disgusting worthless wretch"
"N-no, I won’t do it" Delgo stammered but Hugo drew his famous gun, The Reckoning. The wordless threat was enough for Hugo to give up and drop to his knees and lick the poop off Yuri and Wendell. He vomited multiple times and the crowd laughed and took photos of him, but eventually he was able to get the two bullies clean.
After the crowd got a few more kicks and laughs in, they dispersed and Delgo crawled home. He turned on the TV and was shocked by the top story.
"Sir Hugo defeats vile beast"
It was a story about him. How Sir Hugo had saved Yuri and Wendell from a horrendous creature.
Delgo cried. The world was so unfair.
But he deserved it. His 2008 movie was awful.
