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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 27, 2024 0:18:08 GMT -6
AGW Dead Level Card
AGW World Heavyweight Championship
Damien Priest(c) vs Chris Jericho vs Scorpio Sky
AGW TNT Championship Match
Big E vs Eddie Kingston(c)
AGW World Tag Team Championship Match
Ricky Starks and MJF vs FTR
AGW Unicontinental Championship Match
Kofi Kingston(c) vs Kenny Omega
AGW Women's World Championship Match
Dakota Kai(c) vs Hikaru Shida vs B-Fab vs Chelsea Green
A.J. Styles vs Bron Breakker
Drew McIntyre vs Kazarian
Jimmy Uso vs Christian Cage
Gunther vs Brian Cage
Dice Roll Royale
Cody Rhodes, Matt and Nick Jackson, MVP, Santana, Ortiz, Jon Moxley, Apollo Crewes, Bobby Lashley, CM Punk, Samoa Joe, L.A. Knight, Carmelo Hayes, Jeff Hardy, Booker T, Roman Reigns
I'm gonna review this cuz it wasn't as good as it should be
Opening Match is Big E vs Eddie Kingston for the AGW TNT Championship
Big E and Eddie trade blows. Eddie tried for the Backfist To The Future, But E dodges and hits the Big Ending to win the gold
★★★½ out of ★★★★★ you can tell Andrew is just out of it
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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 27, 2024 0:25:22 GMT -6
We get a promo from Damien Priest who says Jericho and Sky are gonna get dropped
We get Christian Cage vs Jimmy Uso
Uso hits a superkick than tries for a sling blade but Christian kicks out. Cage than hits the Killswitch for the win
★★ out of ★★★★★ too many near falls in this match
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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 27, 2024 0:30:45 GMT -6
Next we get a Liv Morgan promo her AI programming is ass
Next up is Kofi Kingston defending the AGW Unicontinental Championship against Kenny Omega
Custom Red White and Blue Kofi gear kinda weird. Back in fourth this match goes with heavy strikes. Kofi hits Trouble In Paradise Omega kicks out and hits a V-Trigger and One Winged Angel to regain the AGW Unicontinental Championship
★★★★ great match, Omega looks great as Unicontinental Champion
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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 27, 2024 0:49:44 GMT -6
Next up is The Dice Roll Royale Match the winner will receive a title match in the future
The guys who rolled 1 are MVP and Ortiz who brawl
The wrestlers who roll two are Tatanka and Omos
They fight and the Three Group is Carmelo Hayes(barf) Matt Jackson, and Cody Rhodes. Carmelo avoids tye Cody Cutter. The fours come out Bobby Lashley, Santana, Xavier Woods and Samoa Joe. Ortiz eliminates MVP. Xavier tries to get rid of Joe but Joe dodges and Woods is gone. 5s are
Miro, Booker T, RVD, L.A. Knight and Matt Hardy. Booker eliminates Joe
and Matt eliminates Booker. We get to the Six group and its Apollo Crewes, Drake Maverick, Adam Cole, Kyle O'Reilly, Austin Aries and Jungle Boy
Jungle Boy is the first one in the Six group gone as soon as he hits the fucking ring
The one roll is Jeff Hardy
It gets down to Jeff and LA Knight. Knight hits Gravy Train Jeff counters with a backslide for the win
★ out of ★★★★★
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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 28, 2024 18:32:01 GMT -6
We get a promo from FTR who wanna become AGW World Tag Team Champions again
Next match is FTR against MJF and Ricky Starks for the AGW World Tag Team Championships. Kumiko is on commentary And god she is horrible
MJF tries the Callie Kick but Dax ducks and hits a neckbreaker, Starks gets dumped to the floor and a slight rattle can be heard. FTR hit the Shatter Machine for the three
★★ out of ★★★★★ this match bored the fuck out of me
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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 28, 2024 18:34:27 GMT -6
Next up is Bron Breakker vs AJ Styles
Bron just hits several suplexes and a spear than a Steiner Driver for the win
★½ out of ★★★★★ I fucking hate squash matches
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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 28, 2024 18:38:53 GMT -6
Next up is Drew McIntyre vs Kazarian
Kazarian dropkicks Drew and hiptosses him. McIntyre nails him with the Claymore for the win
★★½ out of ★★★★★ McIntyre's best match in AGW
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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 28, 2024 18:39:50 GMT -6
Chris Jericho promises to become 9 time AGW World Heavyweight Champion
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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 28, 2024 19:05:56 GMT -6
Next up Gunther vs Brian Cage, Gunther hits a few suplexes and a Powerbomb for the win
No stars for this one, fucking Christ this was retarded
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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 28, 2024 22:09:17 GMT -6
We get a promo from Chelsea Green who says she is the greatest Women's Wrestler in AGW
Next up
AGW Women's World Championship Match
Dakota Kai(c) vs Hikaru Shida vs B-Fab vs Chelsea Green
Wild fight on the outside in the ring, B-Fab rolls up Chelsea but Dakota stops the count. Chelsea throws B-Fab out then hits Dakota with a running knee for the win
★★★½ out of ★★★★★ awesome match great ending I guess
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Post by BlastoiseNipple on Aug 29, 2024 6:07:21 GMT -6
Scorpio Sky promo and he promises tonight is his night
We get to the main event for the AGW World Heavyweight Championship between Damien Priest, Scorpio Sky and Chris Jericho
Jericho and Sky fight on the floor. Sky goes for a cover off a dropkick to Jericho Priest breaks it up. Jericho tries for the Walls of Jericho but Priest cracks Jericho in the spine with a chair hits the South Of Heaven Chokeslam at the end to win the match
★★★ out of ★★★★★ great match decent ending
I have to give AGW Dead Level a C
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Post by Baron Pepsi on Aug 30, 2024 0:59:23 GMT -6
Solid review mate
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