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Post by Mike Dragon on Jun 2, 2023 17:32:27 GMT -6
Hello, I am your Roastmaster Dragonageless aka the bald guy, aka Mommy who is that bald guy on the bus
Today we are here to roast someone who has had it coming Andrew Watkins
And no we aren't gonna roast him with made up bullshit no we are gonna roast him for the stuff we know like being the cheapest person on Earth
We are gonna roast him for the fact that he's 39 and gets into these shorts to wrestle in Shinto's backyard
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Post by Tommy Trueheart on Jun 2, 2023 17:39:26 GMT -6
You know, if it cost money to have alt accounts than Andrew can finally prove he has friends and they aren't his Alts. Because anyone who knows hi knows he's the cheapest man on Earth
He took his initials and created the greatest figure Fed of all time
By the way speaking of that fed, Boomie is gonna have him and his Alts roast him using these same jokes and then claim we stole it from him later
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Post by simmingwarfare2 on Jun 2, 2023 17:45:46 GMT -6
Wow
I see Dragon and Jug posted, oh damn is it Friday I thought you guys would be at the rec centre peeking in the girls locker room
It's good to be here roasting my friend of 18 years my goomba, by the way, never have dinner with this man. He studies Deam Malenko, the man of 1000 holds, Andrew is the man of 1000 coupons
The man is so cheap he pays five cents for a Quarter pounder with cheese.
Man turned stingy into an art form
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Post by simmingwarfare2 on Jun 2, 2023 18:34:07 GMT -6
*Offensive Content Removed* Look you retarded oaf We know you aren't his mother and you are an idiot for this crap |
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Post by I Call The Shots on Jun 2, 2023 21:26:43 GMT -6
AJ: I'm why you can't have nice things
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Post by GhostGoat on Jun 3, 2023 18:20:29 GMT -6
Andrew is such a fucking f@gg.ot that when I prison ****d him he was squealing like a pig before I started! Oh wait, maybe thats because he's fuckin fat.. You are literally the stupidest douchebag asshole on this planet. You keep getting banned for this same bullshit and deleted and somehow think ,"I'm gonna post this anyway" You get banned yet again AJ Why are you a goddamn moron? |
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Post by A.J. Brewer on Jun 3, 2023 18:29:16 GMT -6
Andrew is such a fucking f@gg.ot that when I prison ****d him he was squealing like a pig before I started! Oh wait, maybe thats because he's fuckin fat.. You are literally the stupidest douchebag asshole on this planet. You keep getting banned for this same bullshit and deleted and somehow think ,"I'm gonna post this anyway" You get banned yet again AJ Why are you a goddamn moron? Lock this topic Cuz this is fucking stupid that manchild A.J just wants to take every fun topic and fucking ruin it with bullshit The constant banning should tell you not to do it but you dont fucking learn |
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Post by Jordynne Rai on Jun 3, 2023 18:34:45 GMT -6
I wanted to have so much fun and thanks to Manchild, that's out the door
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Post by Jade Skye on Jun 3, 2023 20:06:49 GMT -6
*AJ and his Alts talking
Alt Boomie: Look, Watkins and his pals are having fun. Enjoying themselves
Alt X-rays: We cannot allow this. They are having fun and we aren't allowing this.
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Post by Big Gold Belt on Jun 3, 2023 20:57:16 GMT -6
*offensive Content Removed " Seriously AJ just stop being a piece of shit Stop You aren't anyone's mother or parent You are an idiot |
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Post by Big Gold Belt on Jun 3, 2023 23:05:53 GMT -6
Another topic ruined
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Post by Sarcastic Bitch on Jul 15, 2023 17:01:28 GMT -6
I wanna salvage this topic
I swear sometimes Andrew's figure collection is bigger than my boobs
His mom was always kind to me and his dad was really weird.
Andrew is creative with his profanity especially when fixing shit
I remember at 2 am I was spending the night and all I could hear was "Son of a bastard bitch cunt motherfucker" I get downstairs and it's Andrew attempting to fix a table.
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Post by Daniel Fielding on Jul 15, 2023 18:36:21 GMT -6
Skyping with Andrew can be an experience.
Snapchat with Andrew can be frightening
I can attest he does shave his balls after that one Skype chat
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Post by Daniel Fielding on Jul 15, 2023 19:17:36 GMT -6
*offensive Content Removed* Put a gun in your mouth and pull the goddamn trigger You useless sack of sludge |
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Post by relliknogardtyark on Jul 15, 2023 21:53:12 GMT -6
Put a gun in your mouth and pull the goddamn trigger You useless sack of sludge *offensive Content Removed* Reevaluate your life if you think this is funny You idiot |
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Post by simmingwarfare2 on Jul 16, 2023 13:15:02 GMT -6
Why does this retarded bellend still do this?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2023 22:20:41 GMT -6
If anyone can save this roast topic I guess it's gonna have to be me. I can remember being on the 1st prowrespect forum this place. Yeah if you look on gamefaqs forums you see guys calling themselves WWU OGs having no goddamn clue my what 1st gimmick was. I was known as the ice elf, In PCW never won a title there , Then Chris Powers came up with the gimmick Of jay Daughtry Where are my character walked to the ring singing goddamn country songs. Are there Andrew came up with Jay the link Erics, What are you created me on WWE2K19He give me black shorts with yellow font that said "The Link" on my ass. Then all of a sudden I was in main events in WWU. Someone made impersonator accounts of me calling me "The Twink" fucking original. When we be on X. box live talking In the old days cause now we use discord, He would tell us these convoluted finishes he wanted to matches I remember back in the I think it was 2020At Watkinvasion, He wanted me to lay down and let Dan powers hit the elbow on me , You know it's a bad idea when Dan powers his protesting the idea of him winning. Speaking of other bad ideas dragon ageless Actually create this topic knowing well the idiots are gonna sit here and cause nothing but problems. I see sarc is here. I don't wanna say she's been on her knees a lot But amazon has given her a full lifetime supply of knee pads and pillows
Knights Of Prowrespect rock
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Post by A.C. Kidd on Jul 21, 2023 17:55:59 GMT -6
Gonna try to save this topic
Jay is one of my best friends nicest guy in the topic, too bad his wife married him for his money
Simming alot of people who fed with you say you have great RP promos too bad we never saw them
Riotdragon its been said that somewhere there is a little boy inside you, I hope you used Vaseline
Sarc gets passed around more than cigarettes in prison
Alot of us met on the Original Prowrespect, I loved that Be The Booker was so free
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Post by simmingwarfare2 on Jul 21, 2023 18:32:21 GMT -6
I wish i were alive so i could jiggle andys naughty bits 1 more time! Crap like this gets you banned you fucking tool We know who you really are Punchhard just stop being a bitch |
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Post by texassexy on Jul 21, 2023 18:37:36 GMT -6
Fuckin tired of AJ AKA Punchhard doing this shit
He needs to take the hint A
And GO THE FUCK AWAY
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Post by I Call The Shots on Jul 21, 2023 18:43:59 GMT -6
As a Knight Of Prowrespect, It pisses me off that Boomie lies his ass off and does that
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Post by texassexy on Jul 30, 2023 5:08:43 GMT -6
K I can save the topic
I can't understand why people try to think Calls and AW as a couple. Andrew and Calls aren't gay. Calls and Stacy are back together fucking Hell aren't you a glutton for punishment
Also people say Calls would be the Dom in that relationship, Calls is the scrawniest motherfucker on Earth.
Simming contrary to popular opinion your Pearl Jam song covers sound like Kurt Cobain on crack
A.C. Kidd and the A.C. must stand for Anorexic Cold
Jay, if you were really as fat as the retards on GameFAQS portrayed you as, you would be able to live with Alie Moss
Sarc is fucking gorgeous. Yeah Gorgeous said you did it better than his gf
Riot is on his 9th marriage jeez congrats
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Post by Magnum X on Jul 30, 2023 5:32:05 GMT -6
This is gonna be a very hard roast but I'm gonna say some decent things you see a lot of people opposing as Andrew's dad on here saying that Andrew's dad was KKK and white supremecist, His dad will take him to church bring the church And We go to the cafeteria After the sermon, We getting to his car his dad's car By the way His dad would ask us do you have the differences between a white supremacist and a KKK person? We'd say no tell us And his dad would say About to IQ points His dad hated the KKK the fact is dad will try to encourage Andrew to be friends with black people, Hence why me and him get along so well I was sad to hear that is dad passed away I remember that day very well.
I see Texas back on the forms Welcome back text Apparently your job at hooters didn't work out. Sarc is on here, Stop begging Andrew Andrew just isn't interested. Also calls People keep trying to sit there and tell us That you and Andrew are in a gay relationship Andrew can do way way way way way way way way better than you #1And #2Andrew can do way way way way way way way Way better than you
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Post by Mike Dragon on Jul 30, 2023 14:57:45 GMT -6
I saw this topic and thought it was a trap but its not
The idiot who keeps claiming he is Andrew posting under Guest, as well as the moron who has the account AndyLovesDolls on GameFAQS we know it isn't really Andrew because if it's mentioned he has to pay for something they don't respond "wait, I have a coupon"
Magnum X is here, the only thing HR didn't steal from Triple H is his promo talent and his charisma(unfortunately)
Tex is here, judging by the hand prints on her ass from work
Calls,.we know you aren't gay. If you were you would dress better.
Andrew you are the person this topic is about see I cant wrap my head around "you are all.Andrew" I've never used a coupon once in my life also I never cussed out a vending machine
Btw Boomie is writing this down so him and his alts can do this roast topic and say we stole it from him
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